Faithful Sports Fan Pillows

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Spring Training

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Ball as water-melon.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.