Faithful Football Fan Pillows

'Any idea how united got on?'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Football Chameleon

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Uptight End"

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Archaeologists discover a football

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

Referee cop.

Football Violence

'Bad boy! Drop the quarterback! Drop him! Drop!!'

"Go deep!"

Football Delivery

St John's ambulance member "I prefer rugby myself, more blood shed"

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'