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Highlights from when the team didn't stink...

'Can I leave early tomorrow to watch England in the World Bowls Championships on TV...'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

350 Feet.

Raheem Sterling

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!: