Faithful Fan Pillows

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Strike three, strike three! Please, God, strike three!"

Rams: 14-0

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Today's Sermon: Do you think God really cares who wins the superbowl or the college hoops final four?

"If Jesus was real, he would be too hip to endorse your fan club."

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

Choirboy

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'Any idea how united got on?'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Exercise for the end of the day...

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

Football Sisyphus

"I could use some holy water in my garden, Father, It will be a miracle if anything blooms."

The end of baseball season is near

Religious Fanatic - Good prices paid for books..statues..videos...

'He doesn't even talk to me during half-time commercials any more.'