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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Science fiction fans on other planets

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

'Any idea how united got on?'

"I Preferred Season 3."

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Heat Wave Podium

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity