Fandom Devotee Pillows

Man leading a procession of followers around a moutainous region waving a heart

Michael Jackson

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Football supporters.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

"What do you mean you watched ahead?"

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'The key is not to take yourself too seriously: You have to be able to laugh at yourself...'

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."