Fan Culture Enthusiast Pillows

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Showbiz Awards

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

vaccine wars.

Bowled over again!

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

Omara Portuondo

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"You've changed."

Superheroes take a selfie

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"