Loyal Fan Clubber Pillows

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"