Loyal Supporter Pillows

"It was a mercy killing. I just couldn't stand to see him suffer in front of that TV each time his favorite team lost."

NATs: 'Next Year.'

Football addict

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Last time our team won I associated the BBC with Andy Pandy...."

Wife, three kids and Sheffield Wednesday to Support.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Football fan's grave - "He never really stopped fighting did he?"

'George is Jessica Ennis' biggest fan.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Support the Troops

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Masochistic Soccer Fan

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Pet and Animal Companion

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

The end of baseball season is near

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Veterans issues about to hit Uncle Sam.

Football Sisyphus