Loyal Supporters Pillows

'We're still crazy then ...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"No matter the weather or what's on my plate, I'm here at five. That's discipline."

World Cup Fan.

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.