Faithful Supporter Pillows

"That was fast."

Jeff gives it up for Lent.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Monk Prompt

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

World Cup Fan.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"The buck really stops with him."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Football addict

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes