Die-hard Supporter Pillows

"I wouldn't come to watch this rubbish every week, If I wasn't their manager."

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"My husband is a football fan."

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

World Cup Coin Toss

European Super League Matches

'My feet are killing me.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Football addict

'We're still crazy then ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Go Team!

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."