Die-hard Supporter Pillows

"I wouldn't come to watch this rubbish every week, If I wasn't their manager."

'Here's one pound. There's only one team worth watching.'

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

"My husband is a football fan."

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

World Cup Coin Toss

European Super League Matches

'My feet are killing me.'

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

100k Desert Crawl

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"They'd sold out of #1's."

World Cup Fan.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

Football addict

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Don't worry, sweetie... Daddy is just adjusting the television...Mr. Maher is all in favor of people being exposed to channels like HBO."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Hey -- if you ever want to talk about this no hitter, I'm here."