Die-hard Devotee Pillows

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Happy Hour

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

World Cup Fan.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

Rolling Stones

Falling Rock

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I take it your team lost again!"

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'Single or double?'

Ray Davies

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'I'd like to ask the council's advice on how to get the congregation to sit closer to the front of the church.'

'Take me to your David Bowie exhibition.'

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

"India ink, straight."

"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

'I'm having what he's having.'

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'