Die-hard Fan Pillows

Stoop Fan

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"How old were you before you discovered our football club song wasn't the national anthem?"

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

The game comes first...

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I take it your team lost again!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

Yankee Stadium.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

Who should have been nominated to baseball's hall of fame 2013...

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

The end of baseball season is near

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Forever Football Fan

"My husband is a football fan."

Football Sisyphus

Football taunting man with a broken leg.

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"Say, Coach. . . since we always get beat by 40 points or more, it might make more sense to hold our moment of prayer before the game, not after."

'I can't afford a season ticket and clothes.'

' Come on ump! That's two in a row! Hello?...Mr. Umpire?'