Die-hard Sport Supporter Pillows

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

100k Desert Crawl

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Cheerleaders from another planet

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

I love Kung Fu.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

Sports area vendors.

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

Forever Football Fan

"My husband is a football fan."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

Stoop Fan

"I'm a foul weather fan."