Die-hard Sport Supporter T-Shirts

'Yeah mate, I'm just getting my City tattoo done.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Goal!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

100k Desert Crawl

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"You say that I love the Liverpool football team more than I love you?...."

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

World Cup Fan.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

"I take it your team lost again!"

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

Cheerleaders from another planet

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

The Flying Pig: Free drinks (if England win on penalties)

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

I love Kung Fu.

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Brendan suddenly realizes it was a mistake posting 'Susan, will you marry me?' to the stadium's jumble tron.

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Sports area vendors.

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

Forever Football Fan

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"My husband is a football fan."

"In my spare time I'm a doctor."

"May the best team win and could we please get through this game without some kind of controversy?"

1 (degree). Would you stop reminding us how cold it is?

Stoop Fan