Die-hard Sports Fan T-Shirts

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Goal!"

"I can't lose reception during a cubs game! Anything could happen in that time!"

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"I'm a foul weather fan."

"Good game."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Spring Training

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Cricket Accidents.