Die-hard Sports Fan Gifts

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Goal!"

"I can't lose reception during a cubs game! Anything could happen in that time!"

"I love the change of seasons too, baseball, football, basketball and hockey season."

'Sorry Alf...the telly is bust.'

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"I'm a foul weather fan."

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

350 Feet.

Spring Training