Die-hard Sports Fanatic Gifts

'Football season - time for the rubber-coated safety remote!'

"Good game."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

The rocket powered skiier

Spring Training

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."