Devotional Die-hard Pillows

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Courage. Love.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"Goal!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

Manual Worker

The game comes first...

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Translating Contractor to English

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"And this is our new STEM Makerspace."

"I take it your team lost again!"

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Give Thanks.