Digital Die-hard Pillows

"I'll have to run some tests on your irritated eyes, but just how much time do you spend staring at electronic devices?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Computer Bore

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You've got computer-breath."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

STRIP Hambone: Businessman in hospital with his computer

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I'll never forget you."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

STRIP Hambone: Computer addict

"Buy my data $20"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Man-mobile