Devotional Die-hard T-Shirts

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Courage. Love.

D.I.Y

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"Goal!"

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Chris Froome

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

A history of "high" fashion for old guys.

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Delusions are a common symptom of World Cup fever.'

World Cup Fan.

Manual Worker

The game comes first...

Translating Contractor to English

"I take it your team lost again!"

If they don't want to hit it with a hammer like that, why do they call it a "fingernail"?

"And this is our new STEM Makerspace."

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Give Thanks.