Festival Die-hard T-Shirts

Glastonbury - Twinned with Atlantis.

Glastonbury. After.

Mardi Gras

Face painting.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Southwark Fair.

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

The Running of the Brie

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

The Epsom Derby - Omnibus in Motion

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

I came, I saw, I partied!

Lithium Fair

Welsh Dragon

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

'I love rock festivals!'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What d'you mean, I never take you anywhere-who took you to the Festival of Britain?'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'How are you doing on your side?'

Art for Sale

World Cup Fan.

Joan Jett

'I told Orpheus not to do the music festival.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Title page from 'The Scouring of the White Horse'.