Loyal Fan Clubber T-Shirts

"I've just bought my season ticket..."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Football addict

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'We're still crazy then ...'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."