Fan Clubber T-Shirts

"I see you met the author."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Fan-Centric Stadium

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Football Stadium

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"I take it your team lost again!"

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Hollywood cafe: celebrity in the house!

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'My pitcher needs to get fired up by the home crowd. Pass the collection basket.'

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'