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I could have danced all night!

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"The club scene is really changing."

I'd invite you in, but my husband, my boyfriend and my python are all very jealous.

'Two large ones when you're ready please barkeeper'

Captain Pointy No.38 - Fan club meeting a trap

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Stand-up comedy." "On-your-knees-with-gas-pain comedy." "Please, God, make it stop..."

Beer

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

'The guy at the next table said he'd have what you're drinking.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"Where are all the hecklers? I have some great rejoinders."

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"To the lady in the harbor."

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"I'll get that. First go get me a glass of warm water."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Apparently, fifty is the new unemployed."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Cybergoths.

Nerd night at the club.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

'They're a nuisance, but they keep the smaller vermin down.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

Krazee dancer yeah!

'How's my Mother? Not too good - You're sitting on her!'