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'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Frog and Princess in Bar

Early Night Club

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Damn early birds.'

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Bad Hare Day

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"No more for him, he has to drive."

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Cybergoths.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

Lap Line-Dancing Club

'Yeah, well, my guy idolizes me so much that he collects my poop in a bag and takes it home with him.'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it. (This cartoon was originally published on 2010-08-28).

"You know how to make a painkiller?"

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."