Club Scene Aficionados Pillows

'I work in a strip club for £20 a week. It's not much but it's all I can afford to pay them!'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Early Night Club

Frog and Princess in Bar

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

'Damn early birds.'

"I can see that you're a cultured individual..."

'Do you know how to make something called 'Casketon the beach?''

"These days, many people can only afford to drink from home."

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Bad Hare Day

"Oi, who are you bleedin' looking at?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Kangaroos enjoy a drink during 'Hoppy hour'.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

Cybergoths.

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Hey baby, how'd ya like to spend a night on Bald Mountain?'

"This is my exit strategy."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

'Yeah, well, my guy idolizes me so much that he collects my poop in a bag and takes it home with him.'

"You know how to make a painkiller?"

"Well how about that, I'm vegetarian too..."