Club Scene Enthusiasts Pillows

"Unfortunately I danced with a girl who danced with a man who was a vicious bastard."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Early Night Club

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Time-of-the-month club.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'Damn early birds.'

Brew Clubs

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

"No more for him, he has to drive."

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

Nerd night at the club.

Three juniors want to join our eco club. Good recruiting! No way I'm letting them in! What?! Be we need new members! Not necessarily! Gore lies. Global warming is hot air! I (heart) fur.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

Cybergoths.

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"I thought it came with an acorn."

Cat attending mouse nightclub.