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"Unfortunately I danced with a girl who danced with a man who was a vicious bastard."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Dancing at the Clubs.

"The club scene is really changing."

Early Night Club

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

'Damn early birds.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Brew Clubs

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

What makes you think you'd make a good bouncer? My enthusiasm...I'm prepared to give anything a bash!

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

Early man was a hunter-gatherer!

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Man in pub reads book: The Joy of Cigs.

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

Cybergoths.

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Nerd night at the club.

'Watch out -she goes for anything in trousers.'

'In my nightmare, this little guy in a pith helmet keeps trying to book me on a safari.'

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'Couldn't you just eat the blonde - and have the other for dessert!'

Cat attending mouse nightclub.