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I'm afraid I can't have the car outside the north wall on Thursday. That's my club night.

I could have danced all night!

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Dancing at the Clubs.

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

The Walk of Shame

Champagne

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

City centre pub.

"Sorry, had to barf real quick... so where were we?"

"Thank you, Sir."

Meeting at the Grumpy Old Men's Pub.

Vaccine passport required

"And for all of us here at the six-o'clock news—and don't forget we'll be appearing Saturday night at Mr. Fun—make it a good one!"

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Telephone call for you, it's the Bank Manager."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

Party Party!

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Bouncer.

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Hello, gorgeous! Do I come here often?"

A couple of birds out on the town.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."