Club Nights T-Shirts

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Dance.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Stripper

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."