Nightclub T-Shirts

Over 70's Club - No Entry Without Slippers and Dentures.

Night Club - "You're Mr. Right? Are you sure?!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

I could have danced all night!

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Fried chickens.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Dance.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Clubbing

"The club scene is really changing."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

The Stripper