Nightclub Gifts

Over 70's Club - No Entry Without Slippers and Dentures.

Night Club - "You're Mr. Right? Are you sure?!"

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The Snooze Bar.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Dance.

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'Fried chickens.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The grudge match.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Clubbing

The Stripper

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Why so grim, handsome?"

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.