Nightclubber Gifts

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Bryan Ferry

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Dance.

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

"The club scene is really changing."

The Stripper

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Dance Dance Dance.

Cab Calloway Swings

Early Night Club

Burlyesque

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"Would you like to dance?"

Bouncer.

Sacrlet harlot.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

'Compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar.'

Math Lounge

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'Eughh! I've trodden in some celebrity's dog.'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Martini Time!

'I don't like to carry ID.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'