Nightclub Goer Gifts

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Dance.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Punctuation Karaoke Night

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Dance Dance Dance.

'That guy is SO tacky.'

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Burlyesque

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"Would you like to dance?"

Bouncer.

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

"Sorry... I can't hear you above the noise?"

"Statistically speaking, there's got to be at least one woman in there who's looking for the awkward sensitive type."

"We'll turn the place into a nightclub, where you can really let down your hair."

"Would you like to dance with me?"

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'