Nightclub Goers Gifts

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'I'm sorry, but I only dance with podiatrists.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Dance.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

"The club scene is really changing."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Punctuation Karaoke Night

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

City centre pub.

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Burlyesque

Pints of Lager

Dance Dance Dance.

Frog and Princess in Bar

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Early Night Club

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

"Would you like to dance?"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

Live soccer today.

Bouncer.

Full glass

"I've been dying to hit the dance floor in a crowded nightclub."