Going To Clubs Gifts

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The grudge match.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

After party at the spill club.

God save the Queen.

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

Frog and Princess in Bar

Gorgeous Groovers.

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Vaccine passport required