Going To Clubs Gifts

'Ok Fellas let's see some I.D.'

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Disco Bunny.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

'The grudge match.'

"She said 'let's go for a walk in the park'. It turned into a quagmire."

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

The Walk of Shame

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

"Drinking improves my vodkabulary."

After party at the spill club.

God save the Queen.

Frog and Princess in Bar

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Ah, beer! And the bringer of beer!'

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

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