Clubgoing Gifts

"Would you like to dance with me?"

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Disco Bunny.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

After party at the spill club.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

God save the Queen.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club DJ.

Vaccine passport required

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Club insecurity.

Gorgeous Groovers.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The Club