Club Goers Gifts

Shingles Bar.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

After party at the spill club.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

God save the Queen.

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

His master's chill-out album

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Club insecurity.

Vaccine passport required

Gorgeous Groovers.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Club DJ.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"Let's go clubbing."