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Shingles Bar.

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

I could have danced all night!

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"The club scene is really changing."

The Walk of Shame

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

After party at the spill club.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

God save the Queen.

Vaccine passport required

Club DJ.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

'I'll need to see some ID.'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Club insecurity.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Gorgeous Groovers.

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

"Would you like to dance?"

Party Party!

"Let's go clubbing."