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The Pied Piper sets it to Club mode - girls rather than rats.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"O.K., the first rule of Bible Club is: always talk about Bible Club."

'See dear, here's the topless dancer now!'

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

"Wanna dance?"

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

Dance.

'Oh, come on! I'm wearing three pairs of, Gucci and one pair of trainers!'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It feels good to unwind..."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"The club scene is really changing."

'Half o' mild and a bag of pork scratchings - you're grooming me, aren't you?'

The Walk of Shame

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Me too! Let's get some beers!"

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Over-reaction Man.