Clubbing Gifts

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

'Your feet are killing me!'

Shingles Bar.

"That's very deep house."

The Ly'in Starts Here.

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.

'Feel like going out clubbing later?'

If I ever end up dancing like that, please buy me a one way ticket to Switzerland.

'It Friday...Zog go clubbing.'

Woman crashes at work. Kelly's nightlife collides with her day job.

Embarrassing Dancer.

'All right, Clone Bob. I want you to go over and ask that blonde to dance. If she says yes, come back and get me.'

"Him? No thanks. He's too into clubbing."

God save the Queen.

'Ibiza night club' Oh no! The Germans have got to the dance floor first!

The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'

'I feel like going out clubbing tonight, how's about you?'

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

God sometimes moves in mysterious ways

Disco Girls Dance Around Handbag, Old Lady Dances Around Shopping Trolley.

"Yes, I believe in love at first sight..."

"I warned you not to mix the vitamin pills." - Vomiting letters of the alphabet.

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Dancing at the Clubs.

'You're friends of. . . who did you say?'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

Alcoholics Unanimous

'We found a stash of Echoes and some Lima Sierra Delta.'

'Use the stepladder. We've started another level.'

A cactus dances with a disco ball sun overhead.

"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I'm going back inside to get some air."

"You're gonna love this place."