Clubber Gifts

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

Clubland: Belly Button Night

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Explorers Club

Gorgeous Groovers.

His master's chill-out album

'Mammals only my son.'

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

The Walk of Shame

At nightclub, man to woman: 'You look emaciated and strung out on coke. You should be a model.'

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

"Yes we believe in inclusivity, we just happen to draw the line at drunk and stupid."

"Your name's not on the covid immunity list so you can't come in!"

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Dancing at the Clubs.

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Dance.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."