Teen Clubber Gifts

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Do kids eat free?"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Walk of Shame

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

After party at the spill club.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.

God save the Queen.

Club insecurity.

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

Gorgeous Groovers.

'I'll need to see some ID.'

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."