Teen Clubber Gifts

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Walk of Shame

"Do kids eat free?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

After party at the spill club.

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Gangsta wrap.

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

God save the Queen.

"They must be having a two-for-one promotion tonight."

Club insecurity.

Club DJ.

Gorgeous Groovers.

"...And to my favorite 'Mr. Down On His Luck' relative, I leave all my spare change."