Clubbers Gifts

Post-pandemic night club.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Dance.

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Do kids eat free?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Walk of Shame

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Hypnotoon

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

After party at the spill club.

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'