Tennis Clubber Gifts

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

I could have danced all night!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Mixed Doubles.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Novak Djokovic

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

Dancing at the Clubs.

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Cat and mouse.

"The club scene is really changing."

I love PE.

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"We've convened this meeting today to admire the ball, and we will probably do the same thing again tomorrow."

"My therapist plays with my brain."