Old Boys' Clubber Gifts

"Sometimes I feel like all we have left is our top-flight education, our generational wealth, and our secure place in the business-world boys'-club network."

The Walk of Shame

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'That guy is SO tacky.'

Gorgeous Groovers.

The Club

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Girls night out. Dress up, liquor up...throw up.

Man holds up giant disco ball on slope.

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

The invention of baseball.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Explorers Club

"You're gonna love this place."

Workers constructing barcodes

"That's very deep house."

"Boy - Talk about exclusive!"

Angel Nightclub: The Head of a Pin.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'No wonder this club has such a low membership fee.'

"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

Neanderthal Golf.

"Anyway, who'd want to go clubbing, dementedly waving their arms in the air?"

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

'Which do you prefer being called...'rich' or job creator'?'

"Your name's not on the covid immunity list so you can't come in!"

'This is so old-school.'

Technophobes Illustrated Dictionary - Digitally Mixed - Any drink stirred without the use of a spoon, swizzle stick or any other tool/utensil.

"I was into revolutions. That's one of my 45s and here's a 33 and a 1/3."

Jarvis Sudo: He didn't do much but he knew the right people.

"I beat the king in golf, now he's having my clubs executed."