Old Boys' Aficionado Gifts

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"I'd like to make a return."

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

How to injury yourself as an adult

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"I'll have a double entendre."

"They say you're only as old as your face."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Workers constructing barcodes