Old Boys' Aficionado Gifts

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

"What old school? This is my life."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Jimmy Cagney.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Abacus.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Peace on Earth

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Janet Leigh

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

"I'd like to make a return."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Henry Fonda

How to injury yourself as an adult

Frank Sinatra

"I'm Kirk Douglas."

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

Ingrid Bergman

A Louis Auchincloss-Type Law firm

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"I'll have a double entendre."

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

"They say you're only as old as your face."

Man Struggling with Taxes/Clothing/Medical/Misc/Food/Shelter/Education.

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Clark Gable

Doris Day