Old-fashioned Aficionado Gifts

'We're half way through the nostalgia hour...but I genuinely feel it's not as good now as it was when we started.'

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"What old school? This is my life."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Man...You age great!'

You had me at vintage.

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Jimmy Cagney.

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

Antiques

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'There's no delete key. You have to use the board eraser.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

'This book is so rare it's never been published.'

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

Abacus.

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"It's a novel about interest rates."

"Hold it, Lucy! Here I am!"